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Call of Duty'd

When you're playing so much Call of Duty that you forget about your Spanish class.
Andy: Don't you have spanish class right now?

Steve: Shit, I forgot all about it, can you give me a ride?

Andy: Fine, let's go.

Dan: That dumbass just got call of duty'd!
by Apartment 27 December 12, 2009
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dutch oven

Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.
Jonas nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special lady!
by Lution Stackridge Esquire August 14, 2003
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Call of Duty Impairment

After playing COD and things in your life relate to the game.

A heightened sense of situational awareness.
Walking outside after playing and seeing a plane fly over and saying "Enemy UAV has been spotted"

Or thinking an enemy is around the corner.

Call of Duty Impairment is listening to foot steps hoping someone doesn't come up and knife you.
by The-Show-Off February 3, 2010
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Call of Duty

1. A soundless noise that a young man or woman may hear or feel which causes them to "answer" the call and enlist in the military to serve and defend his/her country.

2. A series of shitty first-person shooter video games developed by Infinity Ward and Treyarch, which allow the player to be noob-tubed, killed by throwing knives, and have stupid as shit abilities such as unlimited sprint and a 5000 mile melee distance.
1. Frank: "Why do you want to join the Marines, Bobby?"
Bobby: "After 9/11, I just felt something...I felt obligated to serve this great nation and defend her from all who may threaten freedom, life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, or the American way of life"
Frank: "You must've heard the Call of Duty"

2. Faggot #1: "Hey, wanna play some COD?"
Faggot #2: "HELL YEAH! I'm gonna make a class with RPG's, noob-tubes, throwing knives, and I'm gonna put on scavenger, lightweight, commando, and painkiller!"

Guy: "You guys do know that there's another meaning to Call of Duty then the game, right?
Both faggots: "THERE IS?!"
by happydog34 July 21, 2010
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Duty calls

Man thinking to himself:
(Aw man, I have to take a shit!)

Man talking out loud:
Duty calls!
by Njm1234 July 14, 2016
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Dutch Fugue

A temporary psychotic state of mindless agression. Named for "Dirty" Dutch Coldrell who killed 19 men (including his friend "Cool Hand" McCabe) and wounded 79 others during a 27 hour berserk rage during the Great Outdoor Fight of 1877.

In an interview afterward, Coldrell described his Fugue as, "standin' outside your own body, watchin'. You know you should care... should be down there, but it all seems so terrible... it all seems so wrong... that all you can do is watch from afar while your body takes care a'business. Part of me was horrified that I couldn't seem to control myself. But part a'me wishes I'd never come back, neither."

(pronounciation is identical to the musical term of the same spelling. or 'fju-g')
Bobby went into a Dutch Fugue during his 'Airing Of Grievences' at his family's Festivus dinner and killed both of his parents and three siblings before county Sheriffs were able to neutralize him.
by wereooze October 5, 2007
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dutch hat

When two people stick their asses together.
Guy: Me and Ingrid did a dutch hat last night.

Guy 2: Awesome.
by tomjgonzo July 22, 2012
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