drunk catcher

A drunk catcher is an area where drunk drivers commonly crash. Usually at the end of long straightaways. Commonly marked by tire skid marks and damage to the guardrails.
A drunk catcher can often refer to the guardrails themselves.
Very common in rural areas.
Common drunk catcher areas include:
Sharp curves
Dead ends
Stop signs
by Doug Hightower September 08, 2005
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Drunk Talk

ridiculous promises or accusations made only because drunk
"I was out drinking with Lollie the other night, and she said she'd drive 15 hours to Florida with me next weekend, but I think that was just drunk talk."
by lizzzzz August 08, 2006
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$500 Drunk

When a man of relatively small stature gets so drunk at a club that purchasing a bottle of Captain Morgan for $500 suddenly sounds like a good idea.
Damn buddy, you got $500 drunk last night. I cant believe you would be so stupid.
by BFG12 June 10, 2010
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drunk eat

Eating while drunk at the end of drinking. Usually in bed with some nasty fast food.
I stopped at Jack in the Box for tiny tacos after my night of drinking to drunk eat them as a laid in bed.
by Yesitsaword July 03, 2021
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Sleepless-drunk

When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.
"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.
by Synanimous June 06, 2015
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drunk jealous

When everyone around you is way drunker and having an awesome time but you're not drunk enough
All my friends were laughing at random things but I didn't get it because I didn't drink as much. I got drunk jealous.
by Tarpon August 09, 2015
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Mentally drunk

when you get so tired you sometimes cant think strait and you start being silly for no reason
someone: man your getting really mentally drunk!
someone2: i know, i think imma do something and put something on urban dictionary.
by MYsterious zanacara August 01, 2018
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