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douche cleaner

The thing that cleans the thing that cleans a vagina.
"You're a douche cleaner. That's embarrassing you hold the vagina juice."
by Kofi Brooks November 18, 2007
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Dictionary Douche

The people who go on Urban Dictionary and put the actually definitions of words.
Man 1: Lets do random on Urban Dictionary.

Abridged
A shortened version of a book, document, etc.

Man 2: That is not funny at all.

Man 1: Ya what a dictionary douche.
by PEANUT3378 September 29, 2011
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dino douche

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person being a douche in a colossal and stupendous manner and moving them from just douche, to "dino douche".
"I can't believe how douchey Ricky was being last night! What a dino douche!

"You are the biggest douche i know, in fact, you are a dino douche."
by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009
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camera douche

Someone on TV (knowingly) who acts like a complete douche bag asshole for the sole purpose of gaining attention for themselves.
Did you see that camera douche on "True Life?" You know he was just acting that way because of the cameras.
by Don't worry who this is February 27, 2008
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Douche Puncher

One who thinks they are cool for calling out a douche bag but is actually even more douchey than the other guy.
Person 1: Yo check out that guy with aviators on he's such a douche
Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.
by Max and Bobby and friends June 19, 2011
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Douche Pussy

someone who is a total jerk a.k.a. douche. but they're to afraid to tell you to your face what they said mean behind your back therefore making them a coward, a.k.a. a pussy. coming up with the term douche pussy.
Douche Pussy: wow she's hidious
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY
by bithyrun November 18, 2010
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douche-house

A cheesy form of house music that is listened to by douche's or those that wear Ed Hardy/Affliction clothing and way too much cologne.
Jessica- "Hey lets go check out the main stage."

Scott- "No way! I was just there and all they were playing was a bunch of epic douche-house. Trust me the music and the vibe is way better in here."

Jessica- "Okay, I trust you."
by feetoid November 17, 2014
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