douche cleaner

The thing that cleans the thing that cleans a vagina.

"You're a douche cleaner. That's embarrassing you hold the vagina juice."

by Kofi Brooks November 18, 2007

douche-fle

a level up from douche bag. (souffle-like ...maybe?)

bre was a douche-fle today... lolz

by mirage mango December 23, 2008

Dumpster Douche

A trashy male who has no class, hygiene, or respect for women. He usually, if not always, has to be right about anything and everything, and 99.9% of the time is actually unbelievably incorrect.
He thinks he is "The Shit" but is actually a wanna be hardcore bitchass who couldnt back his shit up to save his own fucking ass.

that guy is a Dumpster Douche

by kaykay131313 October 20, 2010

Douche Puncher

One who thinks they are cool for calling out a douche bag but is actually even more douchey than the other guy.

Person 1: Yo check out that guy with aviators on he's such a douche
Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.

by Max and Bobby and friends June 19, 2011

Dictionary Douche

The people who go on Urban Dictionary and put the actually definitions of words.

Man 1: Lets do random on Urban Dictionary.

Abridged
A shortened version of a book, document, etc.

Man 2: That is not funny at all.

Man 1: Ya what a dictionary douche.

by PEANUT3378 September 29, 2011

son of a douche

A cross between son of a bitch and a douche for when one insult just won't do

youre a son of a douche

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

Douche Pussy

someone who is a total jerk a.k.a. douche. but they're to afraid to tell you to your face what they said mean behind your back therefore making them a coward, a.k.a. a pussy. coming up with the term douche pussy.

Douche Pussy: wow she's hidious
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY

by bithyrun November 18, 2010