Dork

A goofy but very attractive person. Dorks are commonly seen wearing glass and pocket protectors.

Casey is one hell of a dork.

by Johnnymeowmeowmeow January 13, 2008

Dork On

To do something nerdy. To study.

Its about time I get my dork on

by Chris Grose March 18, 2005

dork-a-muss

A person who has trouble controling their volume. They offten ejaculate at random times spouting obscenities. These people usually become child molesters.

-S.C.

1 Boy: HEY there. YOUR such a pretty LITTLE girl!
2 Girl: Eww He is so a Dork-a-muss

by Suechan January 27, 2007

Dork Fight

A fight in which two generally male members of the human species attack each other using one of the following:
1.) a marching band/orchestra instrument case, usually of the larger tuba persuasion.
or
2.) a backpack.
The instruments are used by swinging them at your opponent(s), while the backpack is better used worn backwards as you charge your opponent face first.

"Woah, look at those dorks fighting with their instrument cases!"

"Dude, total dork fight!"

by MiriamD124 September 19, 2009

large dork

Guys,more common in the Philly metro area,who work in offices and talk about things like video games all day yet dwarf most people in size.

What a dork that guy sounds like...oh that's him? What a large dork.

by JoeNJ2 January 18, 2011

salty doorknob

When one sticks a door knob in their ass, does a kartwheel to open the door.
Making the door a salty door knob

My hands were full so I did a salty doorknob to open it.

by noahsmith33 July 4, 2016

Ork Dork

A derogitory term for an orchestra member in school. It is along the lines of "band geek."

"Hey shut the hell up you, band geek!"

"You have no room to talk, Ork Dork, go suck a cow's face!"

by Snotty McGoo January 26, 2005