Nut Depression

The feeling of general sadness for about 5 minutes after you ejaculate

"Damn bro, I got nut depression after masturbating with my HOMIES last night!"

by gayfuckboy2039 July 10, 2020

Male depression

something that males have that nobody cares about

male: I have depression (male depression)

Society: nobody cares

by XxSaZe_SunxX July 24, 2020

Separation Depression

When you get so attached to them you become depressed when you leave their presence.

Emma: hey how are you??
Jasmine: Eh could be better. I left Anthonys house earlier and im going through separation depression.

by Inferno6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ November 29, 2020

Post Jerk Depression

The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.

“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”

by Kicky40 March 15, 2018

White Girl Depression

The Type of "Depression" one can only come out of with the help of the Writings of Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy

Dickhead: X hElPeD mE wItH mY DePrEsSiOn

Sensible person: Then you weren't deppressed you just had White Girl Depression

by Brian the duck god August 19, 2019

PPD - Post Party Depression

The morning after a party when you feel bad about drinking so much and fear things you've said or done could have upset someone or was just plain embarrassing.... on top of being extremely hungover.

Ugh, last night's party was insane. Why do I have 10 missed calls, and wtf - all these texts. I'm going back to bed, fuck this PPD - post party depression.

by firefly_CV October 24, 2014

Depression of Emos

The collective term to describe a group of Emo youths gathered together.

Hey, that is a well behaved, although oddly subdued group of youths over there.

Yeh, its cool, just a depression of Emos hangin'.

by Adam VW March 16, 2008