I will make you a fair dinkum deal
e.g if you let me kill you, you can slap me after it is done
defined it is fair dinkum deals
e.g if you let me kill you, you can slap me after it is done
defined it is fair dinkum deals
by fair dinkum deals January 16, 2017

by Ereck Flowers March 18, 2015

Tell you what, lets make a deal?
Oh yeah, whats in it for me?
I will give you my netflix pasword for your left shoe?
Daym, thats a pretty good deal! U promise tho?
Thats what a deal is right?
True.
Oh yeah, whats in it for me?
I will give you my netflix pasword for your left shoe?
Daym, thats a pretty good deal! U promise tho?
Thats what a deal is right?
True.
by Social Rejection June 10, 2018

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

by Calstudogsqueezy x November 15, 2019

Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+
by stainless67 April 17, 2022

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
