by RealOne97 July 15, 2017
A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
by An actual parent May 23, 2019
by somebody who's in the U.S. October 26, 2019
Pete is such an emo dad
by Breadbin urie's forehead September 21, 2017
by The_Mighty_Hank September 17, 2019
Describes a man in his early to mid thirties. Derived from the premise that men of such an age would potentially be able to father children, now adult in age, but only by "inappropriate" means
(For example, losing their virginity to the badly dressed chav living on the local council estate on top of a ford escort, only to find out that she wasn't actually on the pill!!)
(For example, losing their virginity to the badly dressed chav living on the local council estate on top of a ford escort, only to find out that she wasn't actually on the pill!!)
Young boys are so last season mate, what you need is a bit of Inappropriate Dad action ... they've got more money, and are better in bed!!!!!
by Sir Mike' June 04, 2009
A father age 45+ when a child is born. A fossil dad is usually unable to play with his kids due to physical limitations brought upon by advanced age. Fossil dads combine the grumpiness, intolerance, and ignorance of today's price levels of a grandparent with the lack of understanding of a regular-age dad. Infrequently spotted with fossil moms.
There are two types of fossil dads:
1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.
2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."
There are two types of fossil dads:
1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.
2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."
by Awnlooker May 14, 2010