Council of Dads

A secret society of dads that controls massive corporations and even whole countries created by four highschoolers with massive dongs for the sole purpose of reverting things back to the “good old days”.

Dad #1: I propose the Council of Dad’s takes away stacey’s phone privileges for the week. All in favor respond with “Haha Good One”
Council Of Dads: Haha Good One

Son: Hey dad do you belong to the council of Dads?

Dad: I have no idea what you are talking about, by the way our flight is at 8am we need to leave at 4am.

by Lajeanne florist April 6, 2020

D.A.D.S (dads)

“Day after drinking shits”

“I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits

by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019

Jacob's Dad

A sad, lonely beta male who's existence is only told in legends. No one knows where or who he is, and no one ever will.

Guy 1: Hey, who's that gross homeless man on the side?
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.

by negrotime! February 21, 2018

Guy's Dad

Commonly used to insult somebody by saying that their Dad is old or disabled.

Harvey: (Talking about a friend's father) Allow your Guy's Dad mate, he's bear old

by Harvey-Man January 20, 2009

Dad's Trophy

Female genitalia. Though it was used as a dirty joke in the show Dexter's Laboratory.

Woman: Clumsy me! *bends over to grab something*
Dexter: Dad's Trophy!

by somebody who's in the U.S. October 26, 2019

Darwin Dad

An atheist version of God father. Similar principles of the traditional version i.e chosen reliable friend or family member who will always be there for your offspring. Offering assistance and guidance in their upbringing, and just like the majority of traditional versions, never setting foot in a church!

Ben, as a fine upstanding fellow, and with me thinking the world might be a little better without religion, would you do me the honour of being Grace's Darwin Dad?

by scott wallis February 11, 2017

Briona's dad

Briona's dad never came back, he is probably getting milk

Briona's dad doesn't exist, he is like a myth

by A72728228 April 30, 2021