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Lanky Daddy

An affectionate term used for abnormally tall individuals who present no muscular definition whatsoever. It can be used both platonically and romantically in given contexts but is used for endearing yet comical purposes.
by QuirkyBanana69 April 17, 2020
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daddy goggles

The tendency for dads to think their sons are way better athletes than they really are.
Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.

Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.
by DROD76 October 28, 2015
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Dust daddy

A homeless man you pick up to have sex with and then drop them back off. In reference to their dusty genitalia
I got bored this weekend so I picked up my dust daddy for a few hours
by Dust papi June 29, 2017
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Daddy rand

n.
Daddy rand - a term when you daddy lick someone ugly to get them rid of their evil wrinkles to beautify them.

Only Randulph hirahara : a big dingus with heart bigger than brain.
Mr kum : my boi ,last time I saw you were grotesque blonde fuck with evil wrinkles, what happened to you ?

Song chol : yeah I got rid of my wrinkles , yui daddy randed me.
by no more drip memes May 22, 2021
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Waddle Daddy

The Waddle Daddy is one of the highest rankings of the waddle community as they are the brutes of the waddle army. A Waddle daddy can be identified by these key traits. 1rd.) Covered head to toe in greasy lard sweat. 2rd.) A Waddle Daddy will always be 400 + pounds. 3st.) The Waddle Daddy will be groomed to perfection with no neck beard out of place. 4rd.) The Waddle Daddy will always be packing. They will most likely have a lunchables stuffed somewhere hidden and under his fedora he will keep some spare tendies for charming the ladies. In conclusion the Waddle Daddy is a dangerous breed of Waddlers and if you are ever so unlucky to be face to face with one throw a packet of mayo at him. This action will cause the Waddle Daddy to become distracted with what he is doing and it will give you time to run away and call the waddle watchers.
The Waddle Daddy subdued my girlfriend with his persuasive tenndies and tum tum rolls.
by the big rico July 13, 2019
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Shoegar Daddy

A guy who buys women ridiculously expensive shoes with hopes of getting them in bed.
Hot chick: Some guy that sees me at work bought me this $1,200 pair of french pumps.

Friend: You've got yourself a Shoegar Daddy.
by needlenoots July 10, 2010
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daddy d

Daddy D is a fucking G. Daddy D always knows how to party and have a good time. They love to joke around and sometimes goes too far, but not too far. They enjoy lifting others up, even when they are having a bad day. Daddy D is a very trustworthy person. You can trust this person with any secret you have. Daddy D is a Daddy you will always enjoy being around in a positive way.
by QWERTY2008 April 13, 2020
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