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combat custodian

Servicemen in the military that don't do anything productive except clean and do landscaping work while they wait to be trained. Duties include raking lines in sand, police calls in parking lots, and other useless chores for the military.
Private 1: I signed up to shoot shit. Why the hell am I raking sand?

Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!
by SteeltoedLoafers January 1, 2011
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Guff Custard

The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.
by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017
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restart custard

admin: this is a children friendly chat
non-admin: okay,
other non-admin: ###### filtered
non-admin: you restart custard, there's a filter
by Lolnutcracker December 15, 2017
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difficult customer

A polite way of calling a customer a “Cunt
This is a bit of a difficult customer”
Really means
“This is a MASSIVE cunt
by Angry service worker January 6, 2018
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willy custard

He filled my pie with willy custard.....I might have a bun in the oven 😂
by Lrp43 March 23, 2019
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cosmic custodian

One who sees life through a lens of universal loving kindness....and whose work is to make this love visible.
As she approached life through a lens of universal loving kindness, he truly saw her as a cosmic custodian...
by Sonder Life September 15, 2019
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Tuby Custard

A tubby white cat with an extremely fucking short fuse, you pet him nicely and 5 seconds later your legs missing and while you scream in pain, he's shredding a hole in your back, this white little cock sucker is the first and last of his kind, he used to run and go brrrr, his face almost looks like a siamese cat, but he's not, he can barely open his fucking eyes cause Midder Cuddard has a second pair of eyelids that little som bitch!
Tuby Custard is so privilaged, I fucking hate you white males!
by Frank West: I've covered wars! February 2, 2020
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