crunch

When your boss puts unreasonable deadlines and you have to work 80 hours a week for like 20 weeks in a row.

I used to enjoy going on walks after work but my boss told me we have to crunch for a few days but it has been seven months and I just want to see the sun again.

by davidovix September 21, 2025

crunch granola

A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.

Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola

by Woodbury 008 October 11, 2017

Creamy Crunches

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.

My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.

by sci-isms May 26, 2025

Maltene crunch

Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.

Man, I'm starving. I could really use a handful of Maltene crunch to hold me over until dinner.

by SpiritOfTrish May 16, 2023

Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

Karen is a Gordita Crunch

by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024

crunched up

When something has gone really bad,

e.g spoiled milk

That (spoiled) milk has crunched up

by karbis_ July 25, 2022

Crunch

It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.

Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.

by Inok09 September 7, 2016