Mississippi Mud Cricket

Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs

"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."

by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022

cricket

A word used to define a girl who refuses to reveal her true identity, and then uses a word otherwise used as a form of sport, or as an insect, or as a cell phone service provider, and refuses to tell her name to anybody unless a person resorts to blackmail.

"Who's that?"
"That's Cricket."
"I thought that was a sport?"
"Yeah but she won't tell us her name."

by seanbunny January 31, 2009

cricket

A game played by insects and bats. Who can get the runs first? the better question is, who cares?

In England it's played by 45 year old men who like to stand around on a field for 5/6 hours.

Very entertaining.

"I got a run at the cricket today."
"my nan got the runs too"

by jumpoffjoeybuddenz November 3, 2005

Cricket

Amazing gentlemen's sport. Australia is overrated and sucks at it, while Sri Lanka kicks ass.

Muttia Muralitharan is the best bowler in cricket. Shane Warne looks like a rusty gate compared to Murali when he bowls.

by brownguy April 14, 2006

cricket

A slut that you have only sex with and nothing else.

After the game I'm callin up my cricket to get a peace

by Trev1981 April 15, 2006

The Davey Crockett

When you assume the 69 position, the female takes a shit on your head giving you what appears to be a Davey Crockett hat with the tail on your head.

It was pleasant meeting up with Meghan from work as she gave me The Davey Crockett.

by Razor488 December 30, 2009

panny crickets

pubic lice

also known as crabs, remble crabs with their pincers.

Curable thank god

"I'm itching like crazy down there I hope I didn't get panny crickets"

by chris March 8, 2007