Cows Minge

Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.

A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.

by Carrie66 June 26, 2018

S-Cow

a male who has an impressive amount of game when it comes to talking to girls, the looks of the girls does not matter to this man, he will mack on them either way, as long as they have two legs and a pussy, the number of girls he has had sex with his higher then all his friends and he loves to tell his sex stories to his friends, despite their disgusted comments about the fat chicks that he usually gets with, on occasion he will find a pretty cute girl and hammer her too

dude your such an s-cow, i can't believe you did that girl last night

by franky-t-bone May 29, 2008

Cow jumper

Someone who likes to throw bricks at cows on Sunday after church, under a bridge with your dad

Billy are you a cow jumper? Billy: yes *grabs bricks*

by McHoser April 5, 2019

Long Cow

The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".

Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.

by Euro-kun July 28, 2021

fart cow

An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.

Dean Berry, Real American is a fart cow.

by C Mathers July 26, 2008

cow gills

When someone of mass size is unable to breathe through their mouth due to excessive fat hanging (triple necks), so their body struggles to survive by allowing certain stretch marks to form into gills to absorb and intake oxygen

Tasha, stfu!!!! I can hear you wheezing through your cow gills all the way over here, you fat lard.

by PettyIsAsPettyDoes January 12, 2017

cow-spanker

A dairy farmer or stockman. (New Zealand origin)

The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)

"Forget going to this place called Walmart...I'll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk". (NZ)

Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)

by Djgamer101 April 25, 2011