cow gills

When someone of mass size is unable to breathe through their mouth due to excessive fat hanging (triple necks), so their body struggles to survive by allowing certain stretch marks to form into gills to absorb and intake oxygen

Tasha, stfu!!!! I can hear you wheezing through your cow gills all the way over here, you fat lard.

by PettyIsAsPettyDoes January 12, 2017

Thick-cow

That person is a thick-cow: a completely normal person

I am a thick-cow

by That cow is chunky221 February 3, 2021

Cow Saddle

Another term for a condom.

Grab your cow saddles boys don't go getting them girls pregnant.

by B. Wow, B. Wowed May 13, 2011

Cows Minge

Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.

A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.

by Carrie66 June 26, 2018

cow energy

adj. being a bad bitch but also a softie at the same time

“ damn shawty got that Cow Energy”

by ps3ud0nym0us August 20, 2020

Polishing the cow

To rub one out in a field.

Is that bloke over there polishing the cow? The dirty bugger!

by Cow-Polisher January 13, 2014

Cow jumper

Someone who likes to throw bricks at cows on Sunday after church, under a bridge with your dad

Billy are you a cow jumper? Billy: yes *grabs bricks*

by McHoser April 5, 2019