by Cheese Nutella June 19, 2017

To rub one out in a field.
by Cow-Polisher January 13, 2014

The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021

by McHoser April 5, 2019

When someone of mass size is unable to breathe through their mouth due to excessive fat hanging (triple necks), so their body struggles to survive by allowing certain stretch marks to form into gills to absorb and intake oxygen
by PettyIsAsPettyDoes January 12, 2017

A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.
by Carrie66 June 26, 2018

Not much is known about him. A mysterious figure in the Black Billabong lore. Used as an insult, but to some it could be a compliment.
by anyolsink February 28, 2019
