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cow cheese

Oh how I love cheese from cows!

I love cow cheese!
by Cheese Nutella June 19, 2017
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Polishing the cow

Is that bloke over there polishing the cow? The dirty bugger!
by Cow-Polisher January 13, 2014
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Long Cow

The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".
Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021
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Cow jumper

Someone who likes to throw bricks at cows on Sunday after church, under a bridge with your dad
Billy are you a cow jumper? Billy: yes *grabs bricks*
by McHoser April 5, 2019
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cow gills

When someone of mass size is unable to breathe through their mouth due to excessive fat hanging (triple necks), so their body struggles to survive by allowing certain stretch marks to form into gills to absorb and intake oxygen
Tasha, stfu!!!! I can hear you wheezing through your cow gills all the way over here, you fat lard.
by PettyIsAsPettyDoes January 12, 2017
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Cows Minge

Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.
A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.
by Carrie66 June 26, 2018
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Bone Cow

Not much is known about him. A mysterious figure in the Black Billabong lore. Used as an insult, but to some it could be a compliment.
Kevin, you’re such a Bone Cow!”
by anyolsink February 28, 2019
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