Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.

Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.

by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014

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cluster luck

1. A streak of random luck for someone who doesn't deserve it.
2. A person who gets lucky without deserving it.

Look at that complete cluster luck who won the lottery! I guess Lady Luck really is blind, because that guy is a complete prick.

by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015

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Clumsy thumbsy

When you're fingering a girl and you "accidentally" put a finger in her butthole

Stacy: wtf?!
Dan: sorry I guess I'm a little clumsy thumbsy tonight

Stacy: wtf?!
Dan: sorry I guess I'm a little clumsy thumbsy tonight

by shelbers34 March 9, 2015

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clumsyartist

A really chill tumblr blogger who posts a variety of things that can fit anyone's sense of humor and personality. She is literally the most gorgeous person ever, supports all of the LGBTQ+ community, and is a wonderfully queer bisexual gal. If you want a cool tumblr blog, she should be top of your list for people to follow. She follows back and is always there if you need a chat!

I love seeing what clumsyartist posts on tumblr.

by TumblrLover July 13, 2015

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