shelbers34's definitions

Clumsy thumbsy

When you're fingering a girl and you "accidentally" put a finger in her butthole

Stacy: wtf?!
Dan: sorry I guess I'm a little clumsy thumbsy tonight

Stacy: wtf?!
Dan: sorry I guess I'm a little clumsy thumbsy tonight

by shelbers34 March 9, 2015

vallies

word used for people that come from the Vally and are pale and stupid tourists.

Oh jeez Seabass look at those pale freaks trying to surf!
Vallies go home!

by shelbers34 January 25, 2009

knob goblin

someone that "gobbles the knob" in other words someone who gives blow jobs generally is a girl

Dude shelby is the best knob goblin i know!

by shelbers34 January 21, 2009

PNP girl

party and play girl. 1.a party animal girl
2.a slut

Did you see Shelby at Kayla's house.
Ya man she made out with every guy there.
Shes a total PNP girl.

by shelbers34 January 20, 2009

wolf pussy

an extremely hairy chest

haha our P.E. teacher has gross wolf pussy.
dude ya its sticking out of his shirt.

by shelbers34 January 18, 2009

non-sexual crush

wanting to be exactly like someone else. can be interpreted as creepy.

see that kid dressed exactly like riley?

ya.

well he has a comlete non-sexual crush on him!

omg he does!

by shelbers34 January 17, 2009