Clown

Verb: to confuse someone so much that their mouth drops open like a carnival sideshow clown.

If you asked him to spell his name it would probably clown him.

by LongSpanner November 20, 2016

Clown Car

The term used when you have a lot of people and not enough space in the car. So you decided to squish people in the car knowing you don't have enough seats and seatbelts

John: We have 5 people, do you have enough space in your car?
Me: Nah I don't, lets clown car

by h_wong January 13, 2018

Clown

Someone who enjoys a laugh and enjoys making other people laugh. Can always see the funny side to a situation and takes pleasure in cheering someone up by giving them something to laugh about.

Jim: Mon is such a clown, she told me a joke about a dog and a cucumber. Made me laugh so hard.

by xXPlumXx January 14, 2018

clown's pastie

An absolute disgusting crispy semen coverered bulbous labia example of a slags pastie aka a drunkards late night meal. Most likely diseased, and wears fake prada and orange makeup.

Rupert phoned the clinic with much hesitation about his blistered knob and his wife's clown's pastie

by Loopydave December 17, 2018

Clown Dogging

Like raw dogging , except you fuck yourself over by being ignorant .

“I’m clown dogging this next test.”
“Look at him clown dogging up that perfectly good opportunity!”

by FenderBender19 March 13, 2019

Clown

An insult used when someone has done something foolish.

Also used when someone has an opinion that you don’t agree with

Person 1: I put my milk in before my cereal
Person 2: you’re a clown!

by Octosc May 9, 2019

Clown

Someone who's so cringe they're laughable/sumwun who's jus an absolute mong

Did u see jezza flexing his monster cans in school today notes?
Yeah wot a fucken clown

by Groovys3xynonce May 17, 2019