Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away

Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood

by Cloutos May 31, 2019

It's clipped

Relationship which has gotten to the point where a man has handed complete control over to a woman. Stems from having your balls clipped.

Yo, haven't seen Steve in a bit. He alright?

Nah, that girl been runnin him down. Can't even tie his own shoelaces without permission. It's clipped.

by Michael Coder December 30, 2019

she’s clipped

When a female can’t stop loving you and is attached to you or the guy before you.

You:this girl keep talking about me
Your friend: she’s clipped to you bro

by Shifty.lucas September 13, 2020

crash my chipper

a particularly large bowel movement, often brought on by a rapid change in weather

I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.

by crashedchipper March 11, 2021

British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back

Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you

by anonymous May 14, 2021

Carlos got clipped

Carlos got clipped

Yes you did Carlos , Carlos got clipped

by Big cxck March 14, 2022

Walter Booty Clapper

someone who will molest you with a three thousand foot poll that come out from in between someones legs
and they will clap your booty all night long

Lucas is a real Walter Booty Clapper

by Walter Booty Clapper October 28, 2022