TurtleNeck Chode

A stumpy, fat, veiny, uncircumcised penis.

Sammy and Jessy Carter have turtleneck chodes!

by Dirty Joe Dirt April 17, 2011

paul chode

Paul dickey

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by maria/sierra suck dick May 25, 2016

chobani

When you poop and it feels so good you pop a boner .

"Just got home from Chipotle...shit so hard I popped a Chobani."

by thatgypsytobi August 20, 2014

Chode

A short, fat penis

Yuuta has an extreme chode. SHITS LIKE A TREE STUMP

by POOPNAKA January 9, 2009

chobster

A bit of a fool, someone who is not with it, in that they have a closed mind and a complete lack of awareness of what is 'going down' in any sense.

'Mate, I thought I was going to lose it on the train surrounded by those chobsters, I'm glad to be out of there!

by markup October 19, 2003

Chibes

N. Chill vibes, almost as good as a chibeski

That show last night had maximal chibes!

by Jmasterflextown January 5, 2011

Chode

A penis that is wider than longer

You have a chode

by Master of Chodes June 5, 2014