Call Of Duty

Call of Duty - A game filled with bitching 5 year old kids with parents who will yell at you when their kid threatens to hack you. Sure it was fun for a while until cheaters, boosters, and modders came in. Tantrums, Threats, and Hackers are only half of what makes cod a bullshit game.

Here is what happens in an average Call Of Duty Game:

6 year old: "OMG HE KILLLED MEEEE YHU SUK Y U DO DAAAATTTT"

Adult: "Kid, fuck off and get a life"

Kid: "Shut up you bitch ass cunt whore fuck ass"

Adult: "Bro, do u even lift?"

Kid: "HEY IM GUNA HACK YHU TONITE"

Adult: "... Yeah sure"
*gets booted offline*
Kid: "Cracker not gonna-" *gets hacked*
*Adult comes back*
Adult: "Wow what a fag"
Normal Player: "Bro, that was kinda extreme."
Adult: "YOU WANNA GO TO????

by I Shit on Hippies November 23, 2013

call a lumberjack

What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.

"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"

by D. Gould February 6, 2006

Pocket Call

When you forget to lock the keys on your cellphone and it phones someone... usually the most inappropriate person at the most inopportune time.

I got in SO much trouble last night. I was chatting up this girl in a bar and my phone pocket called my wife!

by Mike Hind November 3, 2008

Call Assist

Buch of underage workers grinding for sesh money.

Awee man; I gotta go call assist to afford that gram

by fdsBihtobz October 23, 2018

Call of Duty

A game where every game for different releases come as the same game. Every sequel is the same game, just an update in weapons and title

Best comment ever - Call of Duty Black Ops and Call of Duty Modern Warfare...I can't tell the difference except for the front cover

by CraigTheTruthSeeker November 6, 2013

wasted call in

When your boss asks you to work on Saturday or Sunday and you come in only to find there isn't any real extra work to do.

Duder 1: "Dude it was hella gay how I came in to work Saturday for like 2.5 hrs. What a fucking waste of my time and gas."

Duder 2: "Yea dude your boss totally used a wasted call in on your ass."

by westfalia January 18, 2010

turtle call

this is when a man stands in such a way that his balls are suspended completely perpendicular with the gooch. once this is achieved, the man starts to swing his balls up and down, using his hips, such that the scrotum slaps the gooch on its upward swing.

that guy did a turtle call right over your face.

by matt_stan40 June 21, 2007