S-Cow

a male who has an impressive amount of game when it comes to talking to girls, the looks of the girls does not matter to this man, he will mack on them either way, as long as they have two legs and a pussy, the number of girls he has had sex with his higher then all his friends and he loves to tell his sex stories to his friends, despite their disgusted comments about the fat chicks that he usually gets with, on occasion he will find a pretty cute girl and hammer her too

dude your such an s-cow, i can't believe you did that girl last night

by franky-t-bone May 29, 2008

Cow jumper

Someone who likes to throw bricks at cows on Sunday after church, under a bridge with your dad

Billy are you a cow jumper? Billy: yes *grabs bricks*

by McHoser April 5, 2019

cow gills

When someone of mass size is unable to breathe through their mouth due to excessive fat hanging (triple necks), so their body struggles to survive by allowing certain stretch marks to form into gills to absorb and intake oxygen

Tasha, stfu!!!! I can hear you wheezing through your cow gills all the way over here, you fat lard.

by PettyIsAsPettyDoes January 12, 2017

Bone Cow

Not much is known about him. A mysterious figure in the Black Billabong lore. Used as an insult, but to some it could be a compliment.

“Kevin, you’re such a Bone Cow!”

by anyolsink February 28, 2019

Cow Saddle

Another term for a condom.

Grab your cow saddles boys don't go getting them girls pregnant.

by B. Wow, B. Wowed May 13, 2011

Thick-cow

That person is a thick-cow: a completely normal person

I am a thick-cow

by That cow is chunky221 February 3, 2021

Cows Minge

Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.

A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.

by Carrie66 June 26, 2018