lung butter

LUNG bu ter noun -term used for the discharge that comes out of one's lungs after a severe coughing spell while one has a respiratory infection. the color and texture are quite similar to butter.

Dude 1: "Holy Shit Man. That's one hellofa cough you have. You gonna be ok?
Dude 2: "Yea man, the shit I'm hackin' up looks just like lung butter."
Dude 1: "Fuck man. That's nasty shit."

by shtetl_mensch July 19, 2006

big butter jesus

best type of jesus, off i-75 in ohio, jesus really is fucking huge, and looks like buttter.

Big Butter Jesus

Sweet Creamy Jesus

by Lukis November 13, 2006

Peanut Butter

A food paste or spread made from ground dry-roasted peanuts. It often contains additional ingredients that modify the taste or texture, such as salt, sweeteners, or emulsifiers.

I shoved my 2 inch cock inside the jar of crunchy peanut butter and felt the crunchy nuts rubbing against my dick. I then scooped a handful and slopped it on my ball sack and dropped them in front of my dogs face and let him lick it off. It satisfied the needs for me and my dog.

by PedoBear3000 June 27, 2019

Buttered my britches

When one shits in his underwear to the point that it comes all the way through your pants.

I've gone and buttered my britches.

by Klash2 March 27, 2010

Political Butter

When political commercials and propaganda seem to be everywhere, thoughts and actions can be smudged with Political Butter.

During election season one's mind can get coated in "Political Butter". And it gets everywhere leaving stains!

by Dan McElfish January 13, 2009

cunt butter

Vaginal secretions or female ejaculation fluid. Sexy, slippery stuff!

"My beard is toast, baby - gimme that cunt butter!"

by Princeza April 12, 2012

Peanus Butter

Spelled similar to "peanut butter", peanus butter is when you take peanut butter and spread it on some bread with your penis. Peanus Butter can be used as a noun (peanus butter) and a verb (peanus buttering). A peanus butter sandwich is when you keep your penis on top of the bread after spreading peanut butter and then put another piece of bread on top to create a sandwich with your penis in the center. This form of "art" is erotic and can be a variation of eating a dick.

That peanus butter sandwich is so tasty. The hairy skin tastes so good.

by ༼ つ ͡◕ Ѿ ͡◕ ༽つ February 6, 2015