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pussy bump

•When your gal pal thrusts her pussy into yours out of nowhere and yells pussy bump!

•Pussy bumps directly into the other pussy and ricochets off creating a spiritualistic energy that radiates between souls.
The friends were casually holding hands while deep in conversation about their future plans as chicken farmers when out of nowhere Angel pussy bumped Janel.
by ex girlfriend_420 April 21, 2021
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Peruvian bump

When you breakdown meth, draw it up with a syringe and squirt it up your ass to get high!!
They wanted to high so we gave them a Peruvian bump!!
by MothrFuckr June 29, 2021
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Bump up

When you finally get that pay rise you’ve been waiting for.

Pay increase
Finally got that bump up this year after hassling Steve for 4 years.
by Str8 Rippin July 24, 2021
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Glee Bump

The inability to experience the full effect of positive news, events, and/or outcomes due to the immediate internal need to process resulting changes to routines, plans, etc.
When she excitedly handed me her college acceptance letter I hit a glee bump, wondering how we were going to afford it.
by Magpie Greene January 14, 2022
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Feta-Bump

A word created to describe the action of snorting a thick clump of fermented cum, which is typically laced with fetynal.
Anna had a rough night after George gave her a feta-bump.
by trollinghannah March 25, 2022
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bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
by michael foolsley June 2, 2022
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The Jesus Bump

Noun

1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.

2. Christian dry humping

3. Mormon anal sex

4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.

Verb

-ed, ing

The act of doing any of the above
Dude, that Mormon girl; she's totally down for the Jesus Bump.

Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.

Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.
by Undercommons September 3, 2014
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