botchey

a stupid black guy that will probably die alone

i AM SO GLAD IM NOT A BOTCHEY

by real zeesh January 17, 2017

both

when a pair of individuals are talking and have a thing

"what are you guys?" "oh we are both"

by skippytheboys March 28, 2017

bother yourself

Masturbating,usually out of boredom.

You tend to bother yourself a lot on Mondays.

by Cenobica April 26, 2017

both mitts

Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.

He banged her in both mitts.

by slette July 20, 2017

bothends

When your stomach is so messed up you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time, hence you are expelling nasty material out of both ends

Man, I ate that undercooked Mexican food last night, and I've been in the bathroom with bothends since then.

by Redinamus April 19, 2018

bothish

When you are both of something. Usually used by dumbass rednecks. Jk jk

I am a cowboy and a redneck, so kids bothish

by Not.a.redneck September 12, 2017

bothered-balls

A grumpy gus who complains about everything

Scrooge: "I hate Christmas, bah Humbug!"
Nephew: "Why, you old bothered-balls!"

by emjayme October 3, 2017