soothe your boobs

An alternate way of saying 'calm your balls', or simply 'calm down'. Used when someone REALLY needs to eat a Snickers, but there are none available.

"Can you seriously believe what just happened?!" "Whoa, soothe your boobs, it's not a big deal."

by Purple Derple February 16, 2017

Boobs

Things on a woman's chest that seduce a man to do whatever the woman wants.

Woman: "Can I have $1000 for these new shoes?"

Man: "Hell NO why do you need shoes that cost that much of my fucking money?"

Woman: (Flashes her boobs) "Now can I have the money?"

Man: "Here take my credit card"

Man: (Realizes what he has done) "GOD DAMMIT I hate it when she does that, now I have no credit card for about two weeks, and I will have to owe even more money to the credit card company but damn I love playing with them"

by Dylan Alvarez January 24, 2010

Boobs

Two soft puffy bags located on the chest used to sexually attract and create pleasure when exposed.

Craig : Wow I could stare at Kiersten's Boobs all day!
Chad : Yeah I sure do miss them they were fun to suck on and squeeze!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Boob Job I just feel so sexy!
Chad : MMMMMM! MMMMMM! LaLaLaLaLa!
Steve : Oh Chad I think I just ejaculated in my pant's!
Craig : WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Chad : Hey man Boob's are Boob's!
Craig : That's just totally fucked up!
Chad : Can't help it man had to have Boobs!!!
Craig : He's a dude with Boobs!
Chad: Hey Craig what size are your Boobs?
Craig : Get away from me you sick bastard!

by SlopNChop August 10, 2017

i want big boobs

when a girl has small boobs and want bigger ones

i want big boobs soooooo bad

by mosthated.princess October 15, 2017

Boobs

The reason women are the most powerful beings in the world, and yet think they are treated unfairly and should have equality with men. Which in all respects would be a considerably large step down.

With great power comes great responsibility and the female population uses that power for 90% of their lives with little responsiblity.(I.E. Boobs)

by The Great American October 7, 2008

Boobs

Something guys have to look at while talking to girls.

"Okay, Why do women have boobs? So that guys can have something to look at while talking to them!"
-Family Guy-

by The Puerto Rican Jew July 16, 2008

Luke Boobs

Someone's breasts, especially a male's, that are enlarged and need a bra. Usually have erect nipples 24/7.

Those Luke Boobs are HUUGE! get off the twinkies kid!

by jaeky b May 3, 2010