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Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.
I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!
Chinese Surf Board by ShortMort April 24, 2020

Taco Bell water board 

Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face
Not the Taco Bell water board anything but that

handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board
handed a board by Curious13 September 24, 2021

cute coochie board 

a tray full of deli meats, cheeses, crackers, and possibly dip.
"For the party, can you please bring a cute coochie board?"

RELBJALOOD SHEDDING BOARD GAME 

A fighting board game that is played with 2 dices and that comes with the backgrounds and the characters that is built into the board game and comes with 3 games like bejrovbooty ganbjrastas. RELBJaLooD fist 👊. Little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBExplosion.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created rELBJALOOD SHEDDING BOARD GAME. Fighting board games with dices.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ♥️.

jumped the board 

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.
Dick and Jane jumped the Board last night.
jumped the board by James Perfect November 20, 2023