Gravity blowjob 

When a couple is 69-ing with the guy on top and his dick falls in her mouth and gags her

My chick is so mad at me because I made her give me a gravity blowjob last night

Gravity blowjob by foxisa October 2, 2012

abc blowjob 

Blowjobs given only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas

Jim: I get head like 3 times a week
Jordan: My wife only gives abc blowjobs
Jim: Who said anything about wives

See abc sex

abc blowjob by Thots4Days May 28, 2016

scottish blowjob 

A Scottish Blowjob.... or a "Wet Willie", is when a Kilted warrior goes down to the deep depths of his beloved expecting a Minge.... when in reality when they get there, they are met by a monster.

Awk ay wee laddie, so i was in bangkok the other weekend and decided to go down on some fair maiden... low and behold when i got down there i was met by nessie the fucking lochness monster, one could say, i gave him a scottish blowjob.

scottish blowjob by Cuckzy August 18, 2017

National Blowjob Day

On every April 12, Girls and Boys(we accept all sexualities) are able to blow the fuck out any Boys dick, Girls can wear strap-ons and get blowed but they wont feel the sensation.

"Happy National Blowjob Day, Now unzip your pants and lets get this party started!!"

National Blowjob Day by National Day Guy April 11, 2019

Polish Blowjob 

Blowjob is from the Polish word Robić loda
(Pronunciation: IPA:ˈrɔbit͡ɕ ˈlɔda) which literally translates to “make an ice cream” (cone). So, a Polish Blowjob is where a man has anal sex with a girl, pulls it out (the ice cream) of her ass, and finishes himself off in her mouth (the cone).

Tina: What's it called if you fuck me in the ass and then I finish you off with a blowjob?

George: A Polish Blowjob.

Polish Blowjob by Skorpious June 29, 2020

donut and blowjob day 

15th march, Is the day after steak and blowjob day, so if your girlfriend forgets, you can still get that "juicy blowjob" that a hard working man deserves. Depending on the quality of the donuts and the blow job even the girlfriend may be orally rewarded, who knows...

Hey mark, did Sally forget what day yesterday (14th march) was...? Not to worry today's donut and blowjob day!

donut and blowjob day by Retrohomeslice April 22, 2014

homicide suicide blowjob 

A task in prostitution in which you hire a hooker to give you a blowjob, you murder her, then you commit suicide.

"What do you think is going on in that truck?" "Idk probably a Homicide Suicide Blowjob"

homicide suicide blowjob by CommanderM February 21, 2015