Blakey

The act of a finger penetrating the anus.

Anal Masturbation.

"Lauren! Will you please give me a Blakey!"

by Blakey enthusiast October 2, 2020

Blanket

A blanket is another term used for taint coined by some hill billy tree fucker in my HVAC class

You can suck my Blanket

by Qreech April 22, 2021

BlakeyBoo

A person who tells deez nuts jokes

Blakeyboo says deez nuts

by hanky honks May 23, 2021

Blanket Consent

Consent given that applies to all situations, present and future. Blanket consent is most commonly given with contracts but it can also be sexual consent. For instance, giving consent for someone to perform certain sexual acts whenever they want without receiving consent again.

It was not rape as I gave blanket consent for sexual intercourse.

by Shugunou February 10, 2023

blanket master

A person of unknown gender located in the Thornhill subdivision of Greer, SC and known by thousands. Patrons would enter thru a basement door to find an individual cloaked completely in a blanket with but a mouth sized hole. One would insert their member into the hole as the Blanket Master performed fellatio. Once his padawan had ejaculated his seed into the warm wet blanket hole, the deed was done. No questions, no money, no humility, just Blanket Master.

“Whatever happens in the Blanket Master mouth, stays in the Blanket Master mouth.”

by Gamecock Lover April 11, 2023

wool blanket

An uncircumcised penis.

"That guy has a wool blanket, yuck."

by Johnnie Walker "The Mac" December 26, 2008

Ham blanket

Masturbation technique akin to a boob job where the booty is used to bring a male to climax.

I didn't know if I'd like it or not, but that ham blanket she gave me was amazing.

by Anonnnnnomous January 22, 2009