Birthday Shit 

The one time of the year where you finally expunge your bowels

Finally took my birthday shit

Birthday Shit by TheGhav March 5, 2021

Birthday June 7th 

This is the WORST birthday ever

“Omg your birthday June 7th?? What a loser!!”

Birthday June 7th by anonymous March 22, 2021

Birthday shot

The expedited ingestion of a large quantity of alcohol, as prompted by the random selection of one’s numerical birth day in a game of chance. Preferably consumed from a WVU-branded glass container of five or more inches in height.

“Wow, it really landed on 26 again. Time for another birthday shot that exceeds my average daily caloric intake.”

Birthday shot by project141764 March 28, 2021

Birthday Suprise 

When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler

I came home to a birthday suprise!

Birthday Suprise by Thecooltaters June 25, 2021

Birthday name 

Name given to you on your birthday

Tom: Whats your birthday name?
Debby: My what???

Birthday name by Birthday name August 5, 2021

birthday pussy

Boy can eat out a there girlfriend pussy ( cat ) on there birthdays for a present

Omg i love eating out my girl as a present ( birthday pussy )

birthday pussy by Jason. Somoa September 5, 2021

Birthday fluff 

Unexplained fluff found on oneself either on the day of or immediately after ones birthday, usually in the form resembling a cloud

Wow my birthday last night was heavy…I just woke up and why tf is there birthday fluff in my belly button???

Birthday fluff by Krazybuthot October 16, 2021