Bible sayer

A person who is always saying "Well, the Bible says..."
A lot of Christians are Bible Sayers but not Bible doers
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Left foot on the bible

A hillbilly term for swearing to god you're telling the truth.
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Vocal bible

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Bible

One of the ways our government delegates population control. There are many banned books on "discipline" in reality they're ways to abuse the shit out of your children but even if the parents figure it out there is always one book that never leaves: "the-Bible."
Jimmy is so screwed up he can't have children because of his dysfunctional upbringing in the Bible and other banned books on abusing kids with "structured discipline".
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Bible

A book that explains how to sexually abuse a child and get away with it.
Can you pass me the Bible. I’m gonna need it this Sunday.
by JesusChrist/God January 18, 2023
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bible

Synonym for “fr
“Omg Khloe is losing so much weight
Bible
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