Fake Beef

When the views are gettin' low, so you need to bring them up again with some 'drama.'

Jake Paul just started some fake beef, again.

Honestly, I'm not surprised. He always has some kind of fake beef goin' on.

by Wackoduudle May 15, 2018

Chipping the Beef

When you go to a public place (I.e. Ihop, Safeway, Kmart), enter the bathroom and find a toilet with some skidmarks left inside the bowl from a recent shit then proceed to urinate on the leftover shit in order to chip it off the inside of the toilet.

Hey bro, I had a blast chipping the beef in Walmart with you yesterday.

by kmart420 December 9, 2012

Beef Bucket

A large vagina.

How do you expect me to get you off if you keep slamming that giant dildo into you Beef Bucket every chance you get.

by Barakus October 14, 2013

roast beef

Hawt tasty vagoo that i'd love to suckle and play with all night long.

Contrary to popular belief, roast beef is a prized treasure a girl is born with, much like big tits, rather than a grotesuqe result of overusage.

When she pulled off her panties and the roast beef popped out in front of my face, i jizzed myself immediately.

by hunglikehuang February 28, 2009

King Beef

pure sex. with great hair.

"king beef has amazing hair"

by Henry Koal October 22, 2008

beef shield

A piece of beef used as a shield to defend ones self against predators and robots.

Also a word frequently written on school whiteboards, usually in a heart or written as “I love beef shields”.

Man 1: ahh my penis is exposed to that deadly robot
Man 2: here use this beef shield
Man 1: *covers penis with a sloppy beef shield*

by pixie meat December 15, 2008

beef cup

To give someone a beef cup, place your hand around your anus, fart into it, and throw the fart into someones face.

as in: My boyfriend loves to give me a beef cup in front of his friends.

or: Who needs an alarm clock? I have a hot beef cup to wake me up in the morning!

by loudmouthlisa September 7, 2005