When someone has taken way more then the prescribed or normal amount of Xanax or similar benzodiazepines.
“Yo pat did you end up staying over last night after the party?”
Pat: “Na I dipped I was so beaned I woke up today with a new neck tat and in the Walmart bathroom.”
Pat: “Na I dipped I was so beaned I woke up today with a new neck tat and in the Walmart bathroom.”
by Bondo69 March 10, 2018
Get the Beaned mug.The beard that accumulates on a man's face as final exams approach due to lack of time to shave. This can also be a bi-product of too many projects and big assignments to have time to stop and shave.
Josh: Dude, Matt has a stubbly appearance about his face, today I saw him and it looks like he hasn't shaved in ages.
Angela: He's got a serious case of Finals' Beard, He'll be fresh cut by Friday night when finished with all his classes.
Angela: He's got a serious case of Finals' Beard, He'll be fresh cut by Friday night when finished with all his classes.
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An act of revenge due to an unsatisfactory oral sex act.
A man and woman are engaged in simultaneous oral sex (69 with woman on top) and the woman is extremely aroused, therefore, leaving her vaginal excretions all over the mouth and face of her male partner. Little does she know, her female hygiene does not meet the man's standards, so he sweetly says, "Come here so i can kiss you," then proceeds to give her deep french kisses while smothering her with the foul stench of her own pussy juice.
also happens to be a breakfast dish at an East Hollywood diner.
A man and woman are engaged in simultaneous oral sex (69 with woman on top) and the woman is extremely aroused, therefore, leaving her vaginal excretions all over the mouth and face of her male partner. Little does she know, her female hygiene does not meet the man's standards, so he sweetly says, "Come here so i can kiss you," then proceeds to give her deep french kisses while smothering her with the foul stench of her own pussy juice.
also happens to be a breakfast dish at an East Hollywood diner.
Mike: How'd it go with that chick last night? Dude, she's smokin' hot.
Raymond: It was okay. She was suckin', i was lickin'... um. She's hot and all, but....
Mike: Aw, don't tell me... She stinks?
Raymond: Yeah. But its all good. I gave her the "Bearded Mr. Frenchy."
Mike: Awesome! Me next!
Raymond: No thank you.
Raymond: It was okay. She was suckin', i was lickin'... um. She's hot and all, but....
Mike: Aw, don't tell me... She stinks?
Raymond: Yeah. But its all good. I gave her the "Bearded Mr. Frenchy."
Mike: Awesome! Me next!
Raymond: No thank you.
by Mr. Chavez July 31, 2009
Get the Bearded Mr. Frenchy mug.A large amount of semen on someone's face in the beard growth area. The person can be male or female (preferably a hot woman)
by kman388 August 5, 2007
Get the cum beard mug.The act of shaving ones pubic area and saving it to be thrown on the face of someone pleasuring them. The shaver shoots the face of the pleasurer with his "fluids", then throws the pubic clippings onto thier face. Thus...Abraham Lincoln's Beard.
Friend 1: "Hey, check out this photo" (retrieves cellular phone/camera from pocket to show picture of disgruntled, now x-girlfriend, post Abraham Lincoln's Beard).
Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
by M_E_A_T September 10, 2008
Get the Abraham Lincoln's Beard mug.When you invoke Odin's Beard you shout "I invoke Odin's Beard!" out of sheer frustration at a situation you can do little to nothing to solve. You then refuse to shave until said situation is resolved. The longer the problem is unsolved, the longer your beard gets. In some cases you end up not shaving for months, even years, thereby growing a beard rivalling mighty Odin
Often used to simply make girlfriends or wives do what you want, lest they suffer the bristly wrath of your unshaven face.
Odin's Beard can also be used by females, either as a satirical jibe about their lack of facial hair, or in referance to pubic hair (once again, to annoy their significant other in order to manipulate them)
Odin is well known for his spectacular beard, providing a stiff competition for his son's beard, who was Thor
Often used to simply make girlfriends or wives do what you want, lest they suffer the bristly wrath of your unshaven face.
Odin's Beard can also be used by females, either as a satirical jibe about their lack of facial hair, or in referance to pubic hair (once again, to annoy their significant other in order to manipulate them)
Odin is well known for his spectacular beard, providing a stiff competition for his son's beard, who was Thor
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