A large amount of semen on someone's face in the beard growth area. The person can be male or female (preferably a hot woman)
by kman388 August 5, 2007
Get the cum beard mug.The act of shaving ones pubic area and saving it to be thrown on the face of someone pleasuring them. The shaver shoots the face of the pleasurer with his "fluids", then throws the pubic clippings onto thier face. Thus...Abraham Lincoln's Beard.
Friend 1: "Hey, check out this photo" (retrieves cellular phone/camera from pocket to show picture of disgruntled, now x-girlfriend, post Abraham Lincoln's Beard).
Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
by M_E_A_T September 10, 2008
Get the Abraham Lincoln's Beard mug.A large fanged entity who regularly draws out less evolved creatures from their dark caves and devours them.
Old confused confederate creatures spotted crawling across the dirt on their bellies. Better get some beandogs over here to eradicate them.
by Joe Bucker October 18, 2010
Get the Beandog mug.When you invoke Odin's Beard you shout "I invoke Odin's Beard!" out of sheer frustration at a situation you can do little to nothing to solve. You then refuse to shave until said situation is resolved. The longer the problem is unsolved, the longer your beard gets. In some cases you end up not shaving for months, even years, thereby growing a beard rivalling mighty Odin
Often used to simply make girlfriends or wives do what you want, lest they suffer the bristly wrath of your unshaven face.
Odin's Beard can also be used by females, either as a satirical jibe about their lack of facial hair, or in referance to pubic hair (once again, to annoy their significant other in order to manipulate them)
Odin is well known for his spectacular beard, providing a stiff competition for his son's beard, who was Thor
Often used to simply make girlfriends or wives do what you want, lest they suffer the bristly wrath of your unshaven face.
Odin's Beard can also be used by females, either as a satirical jibe about their lack of facial hair, or in referance to pubic hair (once again, to annoy their significant other in order to manipulate them)
Odin is well known for his spectacular beard, providing a stiff competition for his son's beard, who was Thor
by Sethkasketch2 July 16, 2011
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small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.
"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.
from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin
from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin
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Get the Weird Beard mug.Tiny beads attached to a string with an aproximate diameter range from 1 millimeter to 5 millimeters. Inserted into the male human erect penis.
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