The Beaver

1. Canada's periodical historical rag.

2. The former name of 90 year old (now) "Canada's History" magazine. --- The stated reasons are that the name has become so associated with the sexual euphemism that online material by the magazine using its name in the header is being blocked by spam filters.

3. Another term for the sexual act known as "Canada's History".

4. A magazine that began in the 1920's that should have kept it's original name, "The Beaver, A Journal of Progress".

5. The act of AVOIDING search function by changing your business's name from something with lots of search traffic TO something that will rarely get searched outside the Colbert Nation and Canada's youth while working on school projects and papers.

6. Another reason to blame Canada.

Have you looked at "The Beaver" lately?

"The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History"?! That's lame!! Colbert didn't rename his van service that picks up stray cats, Pussy Patrol! ... It's Pussy Patrol(dot)Org by the way! That's very important, it's non-profit.

by InsanitySektor February 6, 2010

shooting beaver

The act of gaining an upskirt view of a female through covert action for the purpose of discerning whether the target is wearing undergarments. (If the answer is no, you done shot yourself a beaver skippy).

"Dude, I was at the mall today. I rode up the escalator for an hour and shot like 3 beavers."

by Nick November 26, 2004

beaver slap

when a person slaps or hits a girl in the lower abdomen right above her vagina

Jenny bent over in pain when she was beaver slapped

by tatas_r_ur_friend November 9, 2003

nigger beaner

Someone who is of African american and mexican decent...or looks like that of.

Jody- Look at that NIGGER BEANER
Ryan- Shes not black shes a jew.

by Rob Kennedias July 1, 2007

beaner babies.

a child of mexican/hispanic decent usually from birth to about three or four.

#1: omg look at all these mexican children running around this apartment complex.

#2: they prefer the term beaner babies.

#1: oh, forreal?

by lafreddd. August 29, 2010

Beaner Bus

A public transportation bus, usually in Nassau County, Long Island, that travels between Barrios and Rich, snobby areas. Beaners crowd these buses to laborer staging areas where they get picked up for landscaping and construction jobs. Often the bus driver is the only U.S. Citizen on the bus.

Oh great, I have to take the Beaner Bus today to go to my doctor in Glen Cove.

by LIisinvaded April 25, 2010

beaverbox

beaverbox-A sexual term referring to a vagina, a secret word referring to a pipe(used to smoke marijuana), referring to a "knockoff" otterbox (iphone case), or to anger people by using a pointless and confusing word.

"Hey stop grabbing my beaverbox!"

"i couldn't afford an otterbox so i bought a beaverbox"

"i love to smoke weed from your beaverbox"

"beaverbox... X-( ???"

by BEAVERBOX GUY August 18, 2011