baptize

To smack or "bap" someone upside the head or forehead. Can be used in reference to shows (etc.) that consist of someone believed to be a healer doing the work of God. These said "healers" will violently thrust their hand upon (bap) the person needing healed's head, forehead, or face. This is intended to cure said victim.

Seth: "Did you just see that dude baptize Eric?"

Sara: "He can walk again! Can that guy cure his new concussion?"

by Master Ali June 29, 2007

bathturd

An insult as in "turd that floats in the bath", used instead of bastard.

bathturd: I'm an emo.
you: Even emos are awsomer than you. You're a bathturd.

by Hyperpixie January 17, 2009

Bathtub Hoax

Theorem which proves that the masses can and will be manipulated for comedic purposes.

"Look at the suntanned people pouring out of that church -- it's a bathtub hoax."

by as cheap as toasters December 3, 2004

bathtub boy

a nickname for a boy that masterbates in the bathtub no mater where he is

one of my friends masterbated in a bathtub when we were in euroup. we call him bathtub boy

by me!!in real life April 22, 2008

Baptism by Semen

Basically having intercourse in a swimming pool and leaving an aftertaste of semen for the next person that swims.

Baptism by Semen is FRICKING reviving bruh.

by Oknothanks April 25, 2015

Alaskan Baptism

Having sex on a frozen lake, preferably on one in Alaska

"Man, my butt got stuck to the ice during that Alaskan Baptism."

by FriendlyNeighborhoodNightwing April 11, 2017

John The Baptist

The Most elite Player to ever play Ashenempires (tm.)

To be more popular then God.

Damn that John The Baptist is amazing

by John The Baptist February 25, 2005