baphomet

1) A goat headed "demon" so to speak. The Knights Templar, a crusading order established by Hughes de Paynes in Jerusalem after the First Crusade, were accused of worshipping it. The Inquisition found them of such worship, and hence they were burned by the hundreds at the stakes, and they were also tortured..

2) Baphomet also has his place among Thanks Giving Tradition. The horn, with great amounts of food pouring fourth, is actually the horn of Baphomet. Baphomet is a God of Fertility, not of anything demonic or evil. It's evil image was crafted by the Church.

3)Name of an evil entity or the devil according to Eliphas Levi, depicted in his book Dogme et Rituel de la Haute Magie, written in 1854.

1) Pope Clement and King Philippe of France had the Knights Templar put on trial for worshipping Baphomet.

2) Almost every Thanks Giving, you will see an image of Baphomet, his horn.

3) Dogme et Rituel de la Haute Magie depressed me because the writer did bad research on Baphomet.

3) Is it just me, or does Belisarius have seem to be the only one who actually knows something?

by Godfrey de Bouillion April 28, 2004

florida baptism

The act of dropping a baby on its head in a WalMart. Ensures another generation of Floridians will flourish in the great state.

Joleenda was shopping at WalMart, and her newborn baby, MacKristalle, got its Florida baptism when it fell head-first out of her unattended shopping cart.

by TheKinkoses December 18, 2009

bapes

A type of shoe, usually comes in a wide variety of colors, different brands are called ice creams. Alot of them look like something a clown or 5-year old would wear.

1) Damn, that nigga's got some new Bapes! The Ice Creams!

by MidasTouch July 10, 2007

BAPN

The acronym BAPN pronounced bah pen stands for Bitch Ass Pussy Nigger. Can be used as an insult or as a friendly teasing phrase.

Dude mike was being such a BAPN it was not even funny.

by Justin Duong August 5, 2008

baphmore

A student who foolishly thinks he has duped his teacher

The teacher's lounge was in an uproar over the shenanigans of the baphmore

by Samuel A. Alito Jr. April 12, 2007

Landover Baptist

A fantastic parody site that pokes fun at ultra-conservative fundamentalist Christians.

Recent articles include "The Pope's Message From Hell" and "Inside the Sick Mind of George Lucas."

Hilarious, but also disturbing due to the fact that there are people out there who would probably wholeheartedly agree with the majority of the material on this site.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Francis bought a "Love Me or Burn!" Jesus button from the Landover Baptist Store.

by camry July 16, 2008

St. John the Baptist DHS

Catholic High School on Long Island, close to the Great South Bay. Known for its athletics along with increasingly high SAT scores. In the summer Gilgo beach is 75 percent people who go to or who have gone to St. Johns. Most kids lean towards the "preppy" side of style, but there are a few punks, guidos, and rapper-wannabes thrown in too. Social heiarchy is a major part of the school, but usually students find thier own nook in the first year. The teachers, with the exception of the math department, are helpful and knowledgeable. The rules may seem strict if you have previously gone to public school, but most of them pertain to the uniform, and if you don't screw that up majorly, you can pretty much get away with anything. St. Johns is one of the only Catholic schools on LI that still has a senior prom. Save up for the senior trip to disney too. The spicy chicken sandwich in the cafeteria is awesome.

"I was at gilgo yesterday, and saw 50 people I knew from school, because we all go to St. John the Baptist DHS."

by coolio90000 September 12, 2009