by resident hamster June 04, 2008
Mentally handicapped ford lover. Has a smaller than average penis size, but knows how to work with it. Falls in love with lesbians without even realizing it. Has a thing for his cousin
by XxB.E.TxX420BL@Z3 April 21, 2017
by mattrox February 29, 2004
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A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you
When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.
by Plzmakethisathing March 09, 2023