by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing February 22, 2026
Get the audiofile mug.Very cool car made by Audi that can comfortably go around 120 km/h or 75 mi/h for 4 hours without stopping because the gas tank is 70 fucking liter or 18.5 liquid gallons. I own one that's a pre-facelift sedan in red with a 5 speed manual, it runs on diesel. Also called Audi Typ 81 or Audi 4000
by Pinzo17 March 7, 2026
Get the Audi 80 B2 mug.When someone unintentionally asserts dominance through sound while pissing. Usually occurs when one male is already using a urinal or toilet and another walks in and unleashes an absurdly loud, high-pressure stream, instantly “mogging” the first male with acoustic maculinity. The louder, more aggressive stream wins the encounter.
It can also refer more broadly to any situation where someone out-noises another in a way that comes across as dominant or masculine.
Can also occur during shitting, but is less common as being audiomogged through defication alone is more difficult, due to the usual perpertrator of intense shitting often being incapable of mogging under normal circumstances.
It can also refer more broadly to any situation where someone out-noises another in a way that comes across as dominant or masculine.
Can also occur during shitting, but is less common as being audiomogged through defication alone is more difficult, due to the usual perpertrator of intense shitting often being incapable of mogging under normal circumstances.
Example 1:
“Bro I was at the urinal and this dude came in and audiomogged me so hard I just finished up and left.”
Example 2:
“Thought I had a solid stream going until some guy next to me audiomogged the entire bathroom.”
Example 3:
“Not even trying to compete, but that dude audiomogged everyone in the stalls.”
Etymology:
From audio (sound) + mog (internet slang for dominating or outclassing someone).
“Bro I was at the urinal and this dude came in and audiomogged me so hard I just finished up and left.”
Example 2:
“Thought I had a solid stream going until some guy next to me audiomogged the entire bathroom.”
Example 3:
“Not even trying to compete, but that dude audiomogged everyone in the stalls.”
Etymology:
From audio (sound) + mog (internet slang for dominating or outclassing someone).
by Crustaceanmogged March 14, 2026
Get the Audiomog mug.When someone unintentionally asserts dominance through sound while pissing. Usually occurs when one male is already using a urinal or toilet and another walks in and unleashes an absurdly loud, high-pressure stream, instantly “mogging” the first male with acoustic maculinity. The louder, more aggressive stream wins the encounter.
It can also refer more broadly to any situation where someone out-noises another in a way that comes across as dominant or masculine.
Can also occur during shitting, but is less common as being audiomogged through defication alone is more difficult, due to the usual perpertrator of intense shitting often being incapable of mogging under normal circumstances.
It can also refer more broadly to any situation where someone out-noises another in a way that comes across as dominant or masculine.
Can also occur during shitting, but is less common as being audiomogged through defication alone is more difficult, due to the usual perpertrator of intense shitting often being incapable of mogging under normal circumstances.
Example 1:
“Bro I was at the urinal and this dude came in and audiomogged me so hard I just finished up and left.”
Example 2:
“Thought I had a solid stream going until some guy next to me audiomogged the entire bathroom.”
Example 3:
“Not even trying to compete, but that dude audiomogged everyone in the stalls.”
Etymology:
From audio (sound) + mog (internet slang for dominating or outclassing someone).
“Bro I was at the urinal and this dude came in and audiomogged me so hard I just finished up and left.”
Example 2:
“Thought I had a solid stream going until some guy next to me audiomogged the entire bathroom.”
Example 3:
“Not even trying to compete, but that dude audiomogged everyone in the stalls.”
Etymology:
From audio (sound) + mog (internet slang for dominating or outclassing someone).
by Crustaceanmogged March 14, 2026
Get the Audiomog mug.Basically badly mixed music thats a bit all over the place like its South American namesake it's full of crap and doesn't really do much but make you think you're the next big stink.
Faran or whatever the dipshits name is so bad at mixing it's like shoving pink garbage up your nose aka Audio Tussi
by Audi Tussi March 24, 2026
Get the Audio Tussi mug.Horrible sounds barely able to be called music. Like its namesake it's mixed up garbage thats all over the place.
by Audi Tussi March 24, 2026
Get the Audio Tussi mug.Someone who spends a minimum of 25% of their annual salary on their hifi system and uses it to listen to Dire Straits and Steely Dan exclusively.
Is that a moving coil stylus I’m hearing? Yeah, thought so. You know for just $3K you can get a decent entry level audiophile quality moving magnet stylus that will really bring out the brightness of Sultans of Swing.
by &E aaargh August 23, 2025
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