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Morning After Marathon

A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.
Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.

Mike: How are you going to get your car man?

Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
by ehmohteeoh October 13, 2010
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Fishing After Midnight

Originating from "There Eyes Were Watching God," used as a euphemism for sex in the woods.
Gonga witnessed Sabbath Lilly Hawks attempting to go fishing after midnight with Hazel Motes.
by Enoch Emery February 23, 2014
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dutch afterburner

The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face
This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner
by Smelly tuna May 3, 2016
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brain afterbirth

A loose measurement of how stupid, ridiculous, or retarded something is.
That kid has too much brain afterbirth.

The amount of brain afterbirth in that video was astounding.
by Zebora September 21, 2017
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redneck afterburner

When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.
Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!

Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!
by John's fish market September 24, 2017
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Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.
That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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OblivionFall After Dark

OblivionFall After Dark is the cummiest of all cum lords
by asdasdasdasdasdfdfeb September 16, 2021
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