Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
by gabsyy January 8, 2025
Get the Jan-Maltemug. by Beastghost007 January 19, 2018
Get the janningmug. A male or female human best known for intelligence and attractiveness. They form lasting bonds with other people, and will defend friends and family to the end. Never get on their bad side, enough said
by Dorimifa March 2, 2020
Get the Jansmug. "WhErE pEoPlE dIeD!" ~ Piers Morgan
Hym "NONONO fuck you Piers, you know goddamn well 'people' didn't die on Jan 6th. ONE person died. Ashley Babbot died. She died for banging on a fucking door. Shot by security. And no it wasn't a riot. There was some shoving outside of the gate and once they got in they meandered about listlessly. People DID go to jail for an inordinate amount of time for walking around in a building their tax dollars paid to build."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2023
Get the Jan 6thmug. by Jayjay076 August 16, 2020
Get the Bedankt Janmug. by Fenektt December 30, 2017
Get the Jan Leszkiewiczmug. by Jandecooleman February 25, 2025
Get the Jan Berentsenmug.