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by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020
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cum laude

cumming with great force and war cries
I need you to cum laude so the neighbors can hear, too.
by bigblueinmysmurf June 9, 2016
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cum gutters

the v-shaped line leading from a mans hips to his dick, typically more defined if the man is fit and muscular.
tony: i just saw tommy naked in the locker room, he has awesome cum gutters.
timmy: what the fuck
by gaybaerae July 10, 2022
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depositing cum

The act of depositing semen into a bank pneumatic tube such as one would with money. Frowned upon by most states but may illegal some states in the United States of America.
News Report: Local pervert caught and arrested Tuesday morning for depositing cum in a local Arlington Bank of America.
by PhillipD33zNutZ August 28, 2018
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Cum Town

Show hosted by autist Nick Mullen, obese toothless man Stavros Halkias, and gay bug Adam Friedland. The best podcast for knowing about tube and square.
Person one:"Im a left-leaning individual, but i do like the idea of a Chinese Jew"

Person two: "Go on Cum Town dude."
by American Tai Bo May 24, 2018
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cum lash

When you ejaculate forcefully on your girlfriend's face and a stream of cum hits her eyes and creates a cum lash. Like a frosty glazed eyelash but mostly made from warm thick cum.
I looked down at Debra who was looking up at me as she gave me one of her infamous BJ's. I shot a thick wad of load onto her face and lo and behold I noticed a large cum lash where her eyelashes should have been.
by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017
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Cum Gambit

An intimidation move where one player sacrifices their queen for seemingly, and actually, no strategic advantage. The purpose of which is to "psych" out ones opponent, making them think that they have fallen or are falling for a play they can't find because it doesn't exist. If ones opponent falls for the cum gambit they are essentially allowing a queen free offense for a round.
Tom, the fucking idiot, would've had mate in four. But instead of taking he fell for Jerry's cum gambit and lost his rook and got his king put in check.
by SadCholo May 31, 2021
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