Reading a Bitch

Airing a bitch's dirty laundry, and reminding them not to fuck with you! Also can be used to pull up a bitch's receipts to exposed them.

Gurl don't fuck with Khleo, she stay Reading a Bitch! She can read bitches into next year.

by EJ Duh October 2, 2017

bop a bitch

To punch the fuck outta female

Man,nigga tell me why this hoe actin’ up I had to bop a bitch

by HueyGhoul May 28, 2018

choke a bitch

When a person deemed a bitch or biatch gets on your bad side, whether the person be a prof, a teacher, a security guard at the mall, that annoying person at the market, or the asshole who cut you off in traffic, the only response is to release one's anger in a choking manner.

Prof. H was blowing me off so much in lecture today, i was feelin i was bouts to choke a bitch!

That granny in the crown vic cut me off in the fast lane and was goin 40!!! If she hadn't pulled to the right, i woulda had to choke a bitch!

by Capt. choker-of-biatches July 18, 2007

whack-a-bitch

1. It's when your getting a lucious blow job from your hoe and she seems to be enjoying it so much, that she chomps down on your meat package and it hurts so fucking bads that you pull you third leg out of her jaws and whack the the bitch in the face. In some cases, you might pull out while ejaculating and smack her while your white juices blow over her face.

2. When a loud, ass, annoying bitch is talkin so much that you back-hand the bitch to the ground so she can shut hte fuck up.

Example 1:

Joe: Fuck man, my girl Tabatha was bitin on ma dick so i had to whack-a-bitch.

Bobby: Damn man you can't be havin girls bitin on yo dick, bro.

Example 2:

Bitch: yah..this...yah...that

Kid: *SLAP!!!*

Bitch: *falls and make a loud thuds and remains on ground holding her cheeck... but quiet

Kid 2: OMG! thank you! that bitch was givin my a fucking mean-ass migrain!

Kid 1: yeah, well sometimes you gotta whack-a-bitch

by TheJizzKingNate April 21, 2010

crying like a bitch

When one of your friends is whining so much that you stop at the store to buy him a tampon.

Man, Sal was crying like a bitch. That fool needs to man up and grow a pair.

by ElCapaz October 30, 2017

piss a bitch

To throw a fit or tantrum.

When my girlfriend finds out I sunk my summer sausage in Jenny's meat-muffin, she going to piss a bitch!

by SaltPeter January 7, 2009

Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch

What happens when a person buys Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. Usually a super-skinny boy or girl who were once obese shop at A & B. They buy the clothing, and act if they were better than their friends. They start bragging and quickly lose their friends.

Me: Hey, look.
You: What?
Me: Isn't that molly?
You: Who?
Me: Molly.
You: I don't know who that is.
Me: She was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
You: What happened?
Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her.
You: Then what?
Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad.
You: Why?
Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A & B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!"
You: What did you do?
Me: I slapped her.
You: The lesson here?
Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away!

We run to the alley

Me: See?
You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.

by Junkyard Squirrel August 6, 2010