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Bible

the people who follow in gods footsteps accept all. regardless of whether you're gay, straight, black, white.
by Hidin from Biden December 24, 2020
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Rusty Bible

Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film
I was mad at my priest so I turned his bible into a “Rusty Bible”
by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021
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Word Bible

A Word Bible is another, more accurate word for dictionary. A Word Bible, is a collection of definitions of all the sacred words, in the language you choose. It is considered to be holy, and the one and only divine record of language.
Person 1: I don't know what spaghettification means.
Person 2: Look it up in the urban Word Bible.
by BreakdownStudy November 29, 2019
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Vocal bible

by Bebe2017 December 24, 2021
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The Bible

Not referring exactly to the book of Christianity, which has some coincidences with historical facts, has told some good manners (and some others that chain you to exclusively find God instead of you and your family and surroundings' happiness) but has a vast majority of fantasy, rhetoric, prejudice, homophobia, sexism hate and mental manipulation that can only be done by the man itself; referring to the "in-Urban Dictionary" definitions, that kind of description that has more downvotes than upvotes no matter if the opinion is for or against the book.
Hey, I am just reading the Urban Dictionary's thesaurus for "The Bible" and I realized there are a majority of definitions that have more dislikes than approvals! But... Oh look! These both definitions were written the same month and year, one is against the book and the other supports it. The first one, in favour, has 134 likes and 370 dislikes; and the other that is against, has 230 votes up and 420 votes down.

What the HELL!!
by Teh Wolfboy January 24, 2018
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SunDay schooooBJGUN BOOK BIBLE

The beginning of the the supreme Benningfield junior supreme bemmimgfield junior when gomightybjis gomightydjis lormightybjis lormightydjis jamightybjis jamightydjis made MUAHLONNBEINGS AND WOMUAHLONNBEINGS now muahlonnbeings was called outforemales and they had beards and dicks and the WOMUAHLONNBEINGS was called Inforemales and they had bejrovbreasts and behinds both came together and they belong together and they was called flesh and relbjalood relbjaleed relbjaleeding then gomightybjis gomightydjis created Animents dejroogur dejrooger bejroogur bejroogar bejroogull and the doubjrag and that was everything then I created glomightybejis and that was the universe's of the GomightyBJis GomightyDJis the supreme benningfield junior supreme bemmimgfield junior and then I rested. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and started Sunday schooooBJGUN book Bible. The end of chapter 1 the beginning of Benningfield junior. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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Bible

The Bible is a book of GOD, it is Holy, though often contains many memes as said by the kids these days. Amen.
Dave: Oh Man, I love reading the Bible

Charlie: What’s that?

Dave: Something all the hip kids have
by TheSoupSupreme October 3, 2021
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