Pine of the woods

Not from around this area. A foreign concept that is unfamiliar or odd.

*City girl walks into a barn full of horse shit in stilettos*
Boy: “She ain’t form these pine of the woods”

by Hope-less January 3, 2021

agatha of woods beyond

The main character in the school for good and evil series. Agatha is an amazing character with a witch-like aesthetic.

person A (is some simp): I want to marry agatha of woods beyond.
person B: say what, now?

by bluefood February 27, 2021

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020

Woods

A dork; an idiot; someone obviously lacking in style and/or intelligence.

Dude, you're such a Woods.

by August West January 28, 2005

Woodsy

Always wanting to go to the loo on the way out of the door. Being last minute, being unprepared.

Five people are leaving a building all at the sametime, one person says hang on a minute I need a Woodsy. When in fact they have had all morning to go to the loo.

by Tony Swain May 6, 2009

beefy flappy woof woofs

big hanging cunt lips.

Rick: "duuuude, how was that chick lastnight?"

Nick: "aww man, you should have seen it, she had the gnarliest beefy flappy woof woof's i've ever seen."

Rick: "sux for you."

by Nick May 7, 2005

pope shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious no.

question "Do you think that Alberto Gonzales was telling the truth about Federal wire tapping to Congress?

answer "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

by godsavethecheese August 7, 2007