knuckle wanker

The act of pleasuring yourself by repeatedly punching yourself in the cock.

You're a knuckle wanker.

by Arnold Shwartzenigger October 8, 2019

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Clickbaiting wanker

A wanker that clickbaits people like Jake Paul, KSI and JMS.

JMS: TODAY I WILL BE DOING AN *INSANE* CHALLENGE AND I WILL EAT SHIT
ME: Ahhh shit.. the clickbaiting wanker clickbaited me again.

by JMS IS FAGGOT April 2, 2020

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When your a teenager or Young adult and your babysitting your friends little brother, who is usually 13 or 14 in this case, and you come into his room and you catch him Wanking off to you. The babysitter is usually a Female when this occurs

Mother: How was my Little Angel?

Babysitter: I caught him being a Lil Wanker in his room jacking off to me

by Mr Hoe dim May 27, 2020

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Peaky Wanker

A person or loser constantly sharing inspirational quotes on social media usually threatening in some way and emblazoned on a picture of a fictional sociopath. Typically Tommy Shelby of Peaky Blinders.

"Jerry's wife left him again, look for our Facebook feed to be filled with Peaky Wanker memes..."

by DanLox May 21, 2021

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Dog Wankerer

Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.

Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.

by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021

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