Wernet

An Individual who constantly fails.

"Hey Wernet, wanna go pick up some bitches?"
Wernet-"Nah man, I'd rather just stay in and listen to Ja Rule while I vom on myself."

by Noonesgonnaknow March 15, 2011

weiner

noun \pronounced wee-ner\, 1. promiscuous man; 2. male supremacist whose sexual behavior is indiscriminate and reckless; 3. Schmuck 4. pathetic cad; 5. Playa' 6. dirty, dirty man

male supremacist
indiscriminate
promiscuous
weiner

by Tweet This June 17, 2011

Weiner Basket

Testicles of a male.

Balls, nut sack, Weiner Basket.

by BTshooter February 7, 2012

Weinstein Nudge

A smack or grab on the booty after a sincere genuine big hug. It's a form of sexual harassment but it's reciprocated by the person that should feel harassed.

Hey bro, Sara told me she's really lonely and no one gives her attention. You should give her a Weinstein Nudge to brighten up her day.

by moviestacks October 18, 2017

Weinerpotamus

A short fat stumpy penis, with a head much larger than the shaft. Similar to a chode

Man I heard about Paul's short dick. That shit is a total weinerpotamus.

by Supafly78 July 30, 2018

weiner schemer

a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.

Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!

Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.

Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.

by elalmighty March 15, 2019

weiner basket

a weiner basket is a hoe. they are full of little weiners all the time.

I heard Jessica's body count is in the triple digits, what a weiner basket.

by flaccidbunyon May 1, 2019