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Walmart

Person one: did you listen to lil darkies new song?

Person 2: yeah the Walmart xxx
by Xxur_badkid November 2, 2020
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walmart

the place where you can buy things
by the holy potato boi April 7, 2020
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Walmart Aggie

A fan of the Texas A&M University who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:

-$5.00 Aggie shirt bought at Wal-Mart

-Mullet

-NASCAR hat

-Hunting clothes
"YEAH MAN! Gig-em!!!"

"Who's that?"

"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Aggie"
by Jaydigital December 19, 2017
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The Walmart Paradox

Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales

Synonyms dilemma, quagmire
The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem
by Reefermechanic420 March 1, 2024
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Walmartitis

State of being fed up with working for walmart.
The stress of working for walmart causes a case of walmartitis
by Capricornmom June 6, 2015
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Walmart Song

The type of song that would be in an average Walmart commercial.
Do you actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song?
by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023
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