sticky wicket

A term that aludes to a situation in which a person is in trouble. Comes from cricket where on uncovered wickets after a short rainfall a pitch could dry into a 'sticky' which could make it extremely difficult to play on as the ball would be going anywhere. Not anything to do with sex R.munkey. Where the fuck you from?

Its a bit of a sticky wicket, my girlfriend and my wife just met up at the pregnancy clinic...

by umpirestrikesback April 1, 2005

wacked off

getting a handjob, being jerked off.

"man, some chick wacked off a guy right next to me, sick shit"

by tooms July 30, 2008

wickedly awsome

Cooler than cool,
so cool that there is no other word possible to describe it

1. That party was wickedly awsome!

2. Im wickedly awsome!

3. That ride was wickedly awsome!

4. that guy Steven, Wickedly awsome!

by The Funky April 16, 2007

whicked

an unrighteous act which in recent times has become the slang term for the word awesome with a heavy emphasis on the "wh"

"Muscles is whicked!"

by Young 1 April 16, 2008

Wicket

Only the coolest ewok ever.

Dude 1: "Who would win in a inter-galactic war? Chewbacca or Jar-Jar Binks?"

Dude 2: "Wicket, duh."

by OPP, Yeah You Know Me August 19, 2006

Wacked

To be killed by the Mafia

To be really high on drugs

To get punched in the face

"Little Pauley was wacked last night by the mob I heard he turned snitch so they caught up with him for it"

"I had like 5 lines and I was wacked totally gone out of this world"

"Haha you got wacked in the face by big Mervin serves you right man I told you not to mess with him"

by Harry69 May 6, 2012

Wicker Clown

Cretinous, jobless males commonly found in the Wicker Park neighborhood of Chicago. Approaching 30 or over, receding hairline social reject who couldn't get any in high school and is capitalizing off a fad to get some mad vag from boyish girls who think they're very "euro", smoke to cover their halitosis, drink PBR because it's cool & they're broke spending their money on something "artsy", whilst growing mad hair in hopes that it will cover their fugly faces and whale belly's, and have highly intelligent conversations while thoroughly intoxicated.

Can you believe that wicker clown actually asked me to buy him a PBR? He's so old, it's weird that he doesn't have a job.

by thestarwitness July 10, 2009