slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

man asking female to ready herself for some cunninglingus

Bill: Oi sweetheart, slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

by Uncle Helmet May 18, 2006

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Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

by AllHailLiv August 02, 2019

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Cold to warm poem💔💔💔

I love you in many ways he can’t uk it’s true in gon lie it break my heart to see yu wit sumbody new uk imma be waitin waitin to love yu I got pain in my eyes I can’t see pressuh on my chest I can’t breath and dis lump in my neck made me need yu I been thinkin btchu so much it don make since u got a new dude I understand that but he ain gon compare to me i don know who’s talkin if it’s me or da jealousy ion want nobody else in your arms being held but me trials nd tribulations dis is just a trial but u gon come back cuz god knows I been missin u for a wild he can kiss u hug u but not in my style or fashion wen it comes to your love I’m strictly bt action nd now the way things goin imma have to compete till u safely in my arms asleep my mission will then be complete dis is from da heart so please don’t start I been scarred but da love u gave me then and now will my heart without you I’m torn apart to peace’s of the puzzle datll make dis heart change from cold to warm💔💔💔 I love u in my arms

Cold to warm poem💔💔💔 I love you ain nobody make me feel the way u do nd u can’t lie nobody make u feel da way I do I’m tellin u befoe the end of the yr imma have u bck nd Ian lettin go🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

by Cody/Dakota February 16, 2022

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rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

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by fkoffjanet March 13, 2019

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